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OK, after viewing this video I have wondered what would happen if I made my own dating profile. I wonder what kind of people I would attract with the most fucked up information ever. So without further delay, I present to you my dating profile:

Name: Anastasia Beaverhausen

Height: Vertically Challenged, but tall enough to be cock level

Eyes: Sparkling

Likes: For fun, I like to eat tabby kittens with Louisiana Hot Sauce and masturbate to TBN, the 700 club, or Benny Hinn.

Dislikes: Jews, black people, the Polish, sometimes Czechs, and Maine

Looking for: tall dark and handsome, anywhere between age 20-85 with a thirst for blood...literally. No fatties. Must like golden showers and chili dogs.

Weirdos need not apply.