The End is the Beginning is the end

For those of you who do not know, that title is a Smashing Pumpkins song. SO. I have officially moved to Athens, GA as of August 7th, 2009. It's interesting here. The saving grace is that Atlanta is 1 hour away so that I may exercise my shopping habit. However, I did find a fabulous little boutique downtown called Pitaya (check it out on Pitayaonline.com). Cheap clothes, but very cute. Grad school is...well it's going. I'm too fucking lazy to do any work, as usual. If I could hire someone to do it for me, it would be awesome. But then I would have nothing to do here but shop, which is what I do anyhow. Hmm....

And now onto my thoughts of the day. My thoughts of the day are, I need to perpetuate my shopping habit. I need money. Lots of it. I need either a really really rich old guy who is about to die to leave it all to me and not his bastard children OR make some green on my own. Now, I am too damn lazy. God knows I really don't want to work for my money. I'm much more of the trophy wife persuasion even though I don't have the smokin hot body going on. My idea is this- I should start a foot fetish website under my alias online and charge for it to keep me in my beautiful beautiful shoes! Cum on the computer screens, I don't give a damn, just give me money! Then I can buy all the Manolos I want. Why do I want more you ask? In which, if you did ask, you're a fucking moron. I only have 9 pairs of Manolos. 9. That does not an even number make! I desire more, I can't get enough! They're so hot and soooo comfortable! I'm just a shoe freak. For those playing the home game, if you were wondering how many I own in total of shoes the count is now: 9 Manolo Blahniks, 3 Jimmy Choos, 1 pair of Dolce and Gabbana, um, I think like 6 Pradas, 1 pair of Christian Louboutin's, 4 Fendis, 1 pair of Louis Vuitton RUNWAY EDITION, 3 Guccis...in total= enough to pay off 1 student loan averaging at about $500 a shoe. Let us not even get into other shoes such as BCBG, Ugg, Betsey Johnson, etc. I can't count that high as evidenced by my GRE score.

Why do I talk about my shoes? Because I fucking want to and they are my babies. :D